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How can I describe my ovaries?

So it would appear my left ovary is Daryl Dixon with a fucking crossbow.

Bad ass.

Well, for me, at least.  Me and my old eggs.  Monitoring appointment this morning showed 5 mature follicles on the left side and 6 small ones on the right that aren’t measurable.

Right side is acting all Lori-like, sitting there all pretty, but not doing shit to contribute to the cause.

Last IVF, I didn’t respond as well as they were hoping.  I only had 5 mature eggs total, so Lefty is really acting as the overachiever in this.  I go back again Thursday, but I am thinking retrieval will be happening this weekend!

I didn’t forget about giving away my book, Hannah’s Hope.

I lied. I did forget to announce the name on time.

It’s these medications, see?  Lupron makes me cry, and Menopur and Gonal- F distract me from all things important as they bruise my stomach and make me waddle around. I feel like Barney must have felt standing next to the little skinny girl:

I didn’t realize so many of you have read this book.  The winner is: Ann from A Day in the Life of the Foster’s.  I am not a total douche-canoe and I have already contacted her, so I can’t wait to send her the book.

And so there you have it. Walking Dead references alongside Barney the Dinosaur.  Aren’t you glad you stopped by here to read this?

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Ann Foster
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Thanks again! I can't wait to read the book!!!! Thinking of you today on 10-15-13 and GOOD LUCK and happy thoughts & prayers coming your way for your retrieval!!!

Amber
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I am always glad I stopped by to read your posts 🙂 go left ovary!! And the right, well, maybe a few of this 6 will catch up. Thinking positive thoughts for you!

Catwoman73
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Go lefty!!! 🙂
I love Daryl. I will boycott the show if they kill him off.

Erika
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HAHAHA this is amazing. Why don't more people compare their body parts to Walking Dead characters?? I'm going to work on it, personally.

Melissa Long
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HAHAHA! Hilarious!! Barney and Walking Dead?!

Just T
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I am all about the Daryl bad ass ovary!!!

Aubrey
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Good luck with the potential retrieval this weekend!!! 🙂

Marcy
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Thanks for making me smile. I love zombie references and am glad your left ovary is being a badass with the crossbow.

MrsDjRass
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THIS is hilarious:-) I love 'The Walking Dead'. I know your 'Darryl' ovary will fight hard.